This morning I set my alarm for 9:30…early for me on a vacation day, because I was afraid to be “that guest” who gets up late and comes down awkwardly while all the family is already occupied. The weather was cold and gray and I had no desire to get out of bed, but I heard voices so I got up and dressed and arrived downstairs in 15 minutes. To my surprise, when I arrived downstairs, there was no one there. After several minutes M. Beguin came into the kitchen, showed me how to boil water and told me to help myself to breakfast, then hopped in his car. I sat at the table with my book and breakfast until 11:00 when Mme. Beguin finally descended. We decided to go shopping and hopped in the car to Bayeux, the nearest small city, before Marie and Julien emerged from their bedrooms.
Mme. Beguin and I did a tour of Bayeux, which is an adorable Normand city with lots of cute little houses and Normand architecture. It is also encircled by a route with more chains of supermarkets that I’ve ever seen in France. Mme. Beguin told me the British built it. Naturally. Finally we stopped at one of these supermarkets, one Mme. Beguin told me she really liked. To my enormous surprise, we had arrived at the French version of Target. This store had everything…clothes, food, appliances, house wares, even a restaurant. I was astounded. And highly amused as we wandered around buying things like 6-packs of fizzy water. It took forever to make our way around the store, but at last we arrived at the register and packed up our full cart in reusable bag after reusable bag that Mme. Beguin kept pulling out of her purse. On the way home we stopped at her garden, her pride and joy aside from the grandchild, to pick up some herbs. Turns out the Beguins also own and rent the house next to the garden, which they inherited from Mr. Beguin’s family (the house we’re in is from Mme. Beguin’s side). Mme. Beguin chattered for most of the ride, during which I also learned that Jean was dumped by his 17-year-old cousin Josephine and that’s why he’s so sad, and that in her youth, Mme. Beguin once dated Julien’s uncle. Normandy seems like quite the incestuous place. Either M. or Mme. Beguin’s parents also met in Normandy. And everyone gets married in the town church.
After the market we made lunch, and Mme. Beguin tossed together a tart that I’m hoping I can replicate once I get home (tomatoes, black currant mustard, oil, cheese, and some sort of wheat product). And alas after lunch the sun began to peek out, and I decided to go for a run. Mme. Beguin recommended I head out the street and to the left, and I wound up jogging along the Normandy cliffs looking out over the water. It was one of the most beautiful runs I’ve ever taken.
By the time I got home and out of the shower, the sunny was out in full force and it had turned into a beautiful day, just in time for me to head to a museum. Arromanches, the town, was one of the sites of the debarkment of the Ally troops and the “Debarkment Museum” is in the town center. I headed down there along the water and toured the petite museum located right at the edge of the beach. It was an interesting museum, not super captivating, but definitely informative. It took too much effort to follow the tour guide so I gave up on listening after 5 minutes and watched the film instead.
When I returned from my museum excursion and wandering around the town’s main drag (about 8 souvenir shops and 8 touristy restaurants, but super cuter), Jeanne (the cousin) had arrived and was unpacking with her friends in the house next door. I met a bunch of her cousins and friends and an hour later we went to another friend’s house for aperitif. I met at least 20 Frenchies (Jeanne has 15 staying at her house) and I don’t remember a single name, but it was good to sit and listen and try to understand them, and tomorrow I’m going to eat dinner and hang out with them. Jeanne is incredibly nice to me and told me a million times that I’m invited over whenever.
After aperitif I returned home to find that our dinner company had arrived: an Italian man named Paolo and his current girlfriend Martine. Paolo was an absolute riot, and even though his French was fluent, he had an incredibly thick Italian accent. He also had a strange habit of mixing up the genders of his pronouns, and throughout the entire night would refer to his daughters as “he”, until finally Marie called him out on this at the very end (since it was impossible to determine who he was talking about between his female daughters and male dogs). Most of the evening’s entertainment consisted of teasing between Paolo and Mme. Beguin, which led to some very bizarre conversations. One particularly hilarious one was about Miraille, a family friend who has stayed with the Beguins twice since I’ve been there. Mme. Beguin started telling an innocent story about how Miraille went to India and met a nice British man who does yoga and treats her well and now they have a great relationship. Etc, etc. Then Mme. mentions that the problem is that this British man already has a wife and a mistress and children. Miraille wanted to end the relationship when she found out, but Mme. Beguin apparently advised her to live her life, and if she’s having fun, enjoy the moment. Profiter. Alors. A few minutes later it comes out that Miraille also has a husband. A pilot. But he’s not very nice, and I believe they said that he doesn’t put out (always bluntness with the French). Mme. Beguin counseled her friend to find a lover, since the husband thing isn’t a great situation. How bizarre. The conversation then exploded into a vibrant discussion of husbands and lovers and pleasure, and somehow got to a relative who once dated a black man, and wound up with Julien trying to explain the gist of the conversation (which I had actually followed) by busting out the phrase “Once you go black, you never go back.” At this point I burst out laughing, not because I found this expression particularly appropriate or charming, but because it was hilarious hearing Julien bust out with it. I will remember that moment for quite a while. I’ve really come around to Julien since we’ve been in Normany…he’s calmed down and ton and has started teasing Mme. Beguin and being cute instead of argumentative. He’s also been very very nice to me, which I greatly enjoy.
Dinner was tasty, as per usual, and as per usual with Normandy meals, I got to try new and interesting but frightening French cuisine. Today at lunch we started off with sardines, which they insisted I tasted. I played this one off quite well, casually saying I’d never had one before, taking one, watching Mr. B show me how to eat it, getting it down, and then distracting myself with bread and water to avoid eating another nasty fish. Mme. Beguin asked what I thought, and all I could say was “fishy.” I think it’s really the only appropriate adjective. No one understood what this meant, and I tried to explain in French, and finally I said “feeshy” and suddenly they got it. The miracles of accents. At dinner we started out with oysters, which I have already tried and already decided I dislike. Mme. Beguin knows this, but she begged me to try another anyways, promising me these ones tasted different and I would grow into the taste. So I had to swallow two slimy, lemony oysters. I’ll admit that now I’m used to the taste, as in I had swallow it without gagging. But I definitely don’t enjoy it. The final new taste of tonight was the after-dinner drink, some sort of Italian liquor that tasted like Dimetapp. That was my response to trying it, but none of the French know what Dimetapp is, so I just sat moving my tongue around trying to clear out the bitter taste. And now I am going to bed, because tomorrow probably will be the day when everyone is up and active early and the “petite américaine” shows up late for breakfast.